-Ayaz: You are going to be my girl.
-Me: Nee? ( What?)
-Ayaz: We're going to make Lale believe we're in a relationship.
-Me: Sen delirdin her halde! (You've gone crazy I think!)
-A: Yoo, gayet ciddiyim. ( No, I'm serious.)
-Me: But are you okay? I'm already in a relationship, what is this rotten condition?
-A: But it's fake. You only play the game when Lale is around. I'm tired of seeing her around me.
-Me: But I don't care, you do what you want with her but don't meddle in your business!
-A: Rüya accepted you!
-Me: I accepted because I didn't know what you were going to ask me. If I had known that you were going to ask me to be your girl, I would never have accepted!
-A: I don't care you accepted, now stop moaning!
-Me: They don't give me orders, I don't accept! I'm not your girl and I'll never know ok? Ben baskasina aşığım, hayatimda zaten biri varken nasil seninle olabilirim? (I'm in love with someone else, how do you want me to be with you when I already have someone in my life?)
-A: For fake Rüya, I don't give a fuck about you either, but if I make Lale understand that I'm already with someone, she'll stop hovering around me.
-Me: Find yourself another girl, ben bu işde yokum! ( I do not accept!)
-A: Damn you're really stubborn, no one will know wesh, we'll just tell Lale that's it!
-Me: Have you thought about my parents? If they hear this lie, they'll fuck me up!
-A: No one will know I said.
-Me: Lale'ye güvenmiyorum, onun dili yüzünden bütün dünya duyar! (I don't trust Lale, because of his language the whole world will know!)
-A: Trust me, she won't tell anyone.
-Me: I don't trust you! You think of yourself, if Akif finds out, it's sure and certain that he'll leave me. I don't want to lose my boyfriend because of a jester like you!
-A: Am I a jester?
-Me: Do you see anyone else besides you here?
-A, holding my arm: You've gained too much confidence, it's not because I've been nice to you lately that I've become your friend. Get down to earth girl, watch your language, I'm not your boyfriend!
-Me: Still happy! I will never put up with you!
He started to squeeze my arm harder and harder, I felt the pain. Pff it's not a guy, he uses his strength against a woman.
-Me: Birak kolumu! (Let go of my arm!)
-A: Senden bir sey isteyen kabahat, ne de olsa bir kadinsin.. Kadinlar asla sözlerini tutmaz! (I never should have asked you something, I forgot you're a chick.. Chicks never keep their words!)
-Me: You are wrong. Girls keep their words better than men, because they're smarter. We are not doing anything that will put us in danger. Ayaz, don't you realize what you're asking me!
-A: I defended you at the table in front of everyone, I saved you from Okan.. I thought you were going to agree to help me, but no.
-Me: You helped me so that I would help you in return?
-A: Well yeah what do you think? Her şey karşılıklı! (Everything is reciprocal!)
-Me: But you're really selfish, you only think about your face!
-A: You thought I was thinking about you? Mdrrrr I don't care about you girl, I did all this to get you to get rid of Lale!
-Me: Hayvan! (Asshole!)
-A, squeezing my arm more and more: Düzgün konus, kabul etmek zorundasin! (Speak correctly, you have to accept!)
-Me: Ask me something else then, a favor I don't know. But not that. Akif'i senin yüzünden kaybedemem! (I can't lose Akif because of you!)
-A: May...
-...: Ayaaazz!
Oh fuck not that voice, not that person! We see Lale entering Ayaz's room, and she opens her eyes wide when she sees us so close.. And yeah unfortunately Ayaz was still holding my arm.
-Lale: N'oluyor burda? (What's going on here?)
-Me: Nothing, I was about to leave.
I try to detach myself from his grip but he won't let go. I look at him with insistent eyes but instead of letting go he smiles at me, this idiot. What's on his mind?
-Ayaz: What do you want Lale? Can't you see you're bothering us?
-Lale: I didn't understand.
-Me: He says nonsense, I'll leave you..
-Ayaz: Do you want me to be more clear? Get out of here and next time knock on the door before entering.
-Lale: Ama Ayaz.. (But Ayaz..)
-Ayaz: But leave us alone shit! I can't even stay alone with my girl!
At the end of his sentence, I couldn't help but cough. Is he serious here?!
-Lale: What did you say?
-Ayaz: You heard right Lale, leave us now!
-Lale: You... Are you dating?
-Me no..
-Ayaz: Yes!
I wanted to slap him too much, he continued with his lies despite my struggling. What the fuck did I get myself into?
Lale looks askance at me and leaves the room.
-Me: Manyak!! Ben sana ne dedim? (Dirty bastard!! What did I tell you?)
-A: I don't know.
-Me: But you're really a big jerk, you're going to tell Lale the truth right away! Yoksa ben derim! (Otherwise it's me who will say!)
-A: Sana inanmaz ki, Lale benden baska kimseye inanmaz. (She won't believe you, Lalene doesn't believe anyone but me.)
-Me: Senden nefret ediyorum! ( I hate you!)
-A: It's reciprocal tkt not.