Day 9: Banana

12:00 AM

Wade: What do you call a banana leader?

Banana chip!

Laos na yan ?

Wade: Tss.

What does the rebellious bread do?

Wade: What?

Uprising.

Wade: HAHAHAHA.

Wade: 'Didn't I say' don't do that again, Joyce Ann.

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!

Wade: Susko HAHAHAHA

But you laugh so treacherously!

Wade: HAHAHAHA! I will try that with Yvo but I will put DrayBear first. Hahaha!

Wade: Happy Sunday!

Wade: We're at the bar again.

Wade: Gig.

So?

Please?

Wade: Nothing. You might just be curious. Instead of stalking me, I'll go ahead.

Wow.

Just wow ?

Wade: Haha.

Wade: Let's have a drink, Joyce Ann.

Just drink.

There is no U.S.

Wade: Lintek.

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!

Wade: You're getting revenge, ah.

Wade: You learned ?

If you are as crazy as you talk, you just have to learn!

This is annoying!

Wade: Susko. Your high blood pressure immediately. Chill.

Argh!

Wade: Is there a problem?

Wade: Maybe you don't ask, I'm a good listener.

Wade: ?

Hahahaha!

I don't know about you, Pinocchio.

Wade: I think he has endearment to me.

Wade: #Kelegs

Lintek.

Hahaha!

You're so cracked.

Kaurat!

Wade: Thank you for that wonderful compliment. Again.

That doesn't say a compliment! You are ambitious!

Wade: Wampake.

Wade: What's the problem?

???

Nothing.

Just a bit of a badtrip.

Wade: Nothing but badtrip. Sus. I still want to be forced, eh.

Wade: Joyce Ann is still yummy.

Wade: ??

Sapakin kaya kita dyan!

Hahahahaha!

Wade: What.

Wade: While I'm ready to listen.

Wade: Speed.

Wade: It will be paid later.

It just doesn't exist.

Don't mind me.

Wade: All right.

Wade: You've always been Miss Minchin.

Wade: Why am I still surprised.

Wade: Nothing new.

Gigil mo 'ko, eh.

Another Miss Minchin you, see!

Wade: Okay.

Wade: Miss Minchin.

Wade: Hahaha!

Jusko ka! I hope you do not digest!

Hope you enjoy!

Wade: That won't bother me ??

???

Wade: Pikon.

Milk!

Wade: Hahahaha!

Wade: Why, you still don't want to talk? Aba. Aba. Aba.

Nothing to tell.

Just a really bad trip.

Wade: Badtrip where?

Wade: To me? ?

YES!

Wade: Well.

Hahaha!

Wade: What. Dali. Before my kindness expires. Lul.

???????

Wade: Just tell your friend.

Wade: Speed. Boring here at the bar. I see pure humor.

Wade: ???

Why do you tell stories ??

Stalker ka, 'no ??

Wade: My handsome stalker.

Wade: ???

???????

Wade: Easy!

Wade: You have to open up to someone for you to be friends with them.

Wade: All kinds of relationship should have a give and take approach.

Who said I want to make friends with you ?!

Wade: Hello. Do you want a romantic relationship?

Wade: Sorry, Joyce Ann.

Wade: I'm not ready for that yet.

Wade: I'm sorry if I reject you today.

OMG

WHERE DO YOU GET SUCH A STRONG SELF-CONFIDENCE?

MY GAD.

SO AIR!

???????

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!

Wade: #SelfLove that, right?

Wade: What?

Seen, 12:19 AM

Wade: Then he was seen again ?

Just wait, right ?!

Want to type right away?

Excited ?!

I guess you like me, eh!

Wade: That's right my friends.

Wade: My pride is contagious.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

Wade: Welcome to my cult, Subject 001.

Wade: Hahaha!

Lintek really. Hahahaha!

No one wants to join your cult of tukmol you!

Will you tell a story or not ?!

Wade: All right. Take your time.

Wade: 'Just don't take ten years ?

Seen, 12:25 AM

I do not know what to say.

I have friends. There are many.

Wade: It seems obvious.

Eh, don't!

Wade: Tampo it right away. Hahaha!

Wade: Oh hey, you have a lot of friends. About two. There are many more than one ?

The power to tease!

You'll probably cry, right ?!

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!

Wade: No, ah!

Wade: I can't cry.

Wade: This is a heart of stone! ??

Weh.

Wade: What!

Wade: Pure segway, susko.

Because of you! Pure comment!

Wade: For fun ?

I have different sets of friends.

Wade: Just like clothes.

ISA!

Wade: Shutting up ???

I have two close ones who are older than me. Though we are not that close anymore because they have their own lives now.

Wade: In short, they have a love life and then you don't?

ARE YOU INSULTING ?!

Wade: Just asking, Joyce Ann. Chill, Miss Minchin. Hahaha!

Leave it to you!

Wade: That's it. You really are a mammon heart.

Wade: Stone heart and mammon heart.

Wade: Susko. Hahaha!

Ha-ha-ha. Funny.

Wade: Shutting up again ???

Most of my close friends are in Batangas. Even my best friend is in Batangas. Here in Metro Manila, my colleagues and ghost friends.

Wade: Ghost friends?

Those friends only hint when they need something.

Wade: Lintek. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I learned something in your term.

Wade: Nice.

That's okay.

I could live without them. Not a loss, that is. So ghost friends. Then if I want to, I will also make a way to be close to them.

Eh, ayoko. So I let them be.

I prefer being alone inside my apartment with my books. Or with my tablet so I can watch anime.

If it weren't for work, I wouldn't be leaving the house.

Wade: You must be lonely.

Of course not.

I already said, 'right?

I can live alone.

Wade: Then why are you answering this stranger's messages if you aren't lonely?

Seen, 12:48 AM

Wade: Then you go through the seen.

Wade: It's not bad to admit that you are sad.

Wade: Find better friends while you are here in Metro. While you are away from your true friends.

Wade: Don't close yourself to people.

Wade: It's not bad to be alone but don't shut yourself up too much to think you're okay alone.

Seen, 12:54 AM

Wade: But at least you have me now.

Wade: This stranger will be your first real friend here in Metro ??

Wade: Good luck. I'm handsome.

Hahahahaha!

Ewan ko sa 'yo ?

Wade: As a sign of friendship, I will send you my photo.

No, thanks.

I don't need a rat scare.

Wade: Awtsu. Reject grace.

Baka grease!

Wade: This is naughty!

Wade: ???

Wade: Do you want us to light a candle ?!

You might even light a candle, lintek ka!

Wade: You even made me dead ?

Wade: Excuse me. I am not dead.

Wade: Beauty is just deadly. #SelfLove #LalakingPinagpalaSaLahat

I think you are on drugs. Be careful you might get hit ?

Wade: I will not waste my beauty on drugs ??????

???????

You're a nuisance.

I will watch.

Goodnight.

Wade: Susko.

Wade: There is a goodnight that is not mandatory ?

Wade: Will I never wake up later?

Wade: Should I be scared? ?

Lintek 'to! I slammed the knife into your mouth, eh!

Wade: Hahaha!

Wade: Goodnight, MM.

Wtf is MM?

Wade: Miss Minchin.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

Wtf Yozon!

Seen, 1:15 AM

Lintek na 'to! ?

Seen, 1:18 AM

Argh!

Seen, 1:20 AM

1:35 AM

Wade: Dream of me. Lul.