Day 11: Farmer

12:00 AM

Wade: A cow blocked the farmer’s tractor. What did the farmer do to get rid of the cow?

Binugaw?

Wade: What is that, fly? Hahaha!

Wade: He blew his horn, "BEEF! BEEF!"

Seen, 12:04 AM

Wade: He is speechless in my joke ?

What did the cow say when she heard the farmer's horn?

Wade: What?

NA MOOOOOOOOOO

Wade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wade: SUSKO

Wade: HAHAHAHAHA!

You are as corny as you are. Aren't you tired of sending corny jokes ?

Wade: Not yet. Especially if you have such reactions HAHAHA

???

Wade: Do you think you have a bad trip in your status?

Argh.

Don't remind me ?

Wade: What happened?

There is just an annoying officemate.

Too arrogant.

Wade: And always criticize. But you are wasting my own money.

Wade: You look like a sphinx, you tend to be very stinging

Lintek you really are!

Wade: HAHAHAHA

Wade: Stupid ... love ?

You are really very gay.

Wade: It's your third time asking for a kiss. Aggressive talaga ni Joyce Ann ?

Really!

Wade: HAHAHA!

Wade: You don't ask, our Monday is tiring. Many works today because the CEO will change.

Oh?

Wade: Yep.

Eh, not much can be changed in your company?

Wade: Of course not.

Wade: The COO will replace it. The crown has passed ?

I hope your new CEO kicks you out ?

Wade: Ekis can't do that to me baby. Hahaha!

Oh. Is he the new CEO? Wow.

Wade: Yeah. Not yet. It took longer and longer.

Wade: I would like to tell you about those kelegs that happened before he became CEO just so you might not be interested so just don't.

You're great, aren't you? You still want to be forced!

Wade: Hahahaha!

Wade: Then it's more interesting if the topic is about me.

Wade: Like this.

Wade: Someone put coffee on my table earlier.

Wade: Susko. Of course it's my table. I thought give it to me.

Wade: I just landed because there was something left in the pantry.

Wade: Eh, I drank it.

Wade: I did I put it on Yvo's table so he could be accused of drinking.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

Mandurugas ka pala.

Wade: Just brain ?

Wade: You, did nothing interesting happen to you other than to talk to me?

???

Apart from my officemate visiting me ... nothing.

Argh!

I don't want to talk about my work. It's just annoying.

Wade: You really don't like your job?

Must like. Work is work. What I need is the money, the salary.

Wade: I see.

Nope. You don't "see." Because you like your work. You are having fun with it.

That's what's annoying most of the times. People who love their jobs would oftentimes preach about "learning how to love your work" because they are lucky enough to be able to get their dream jobs.

So what if the others don't? They are working for the benefits. They don't have to love it. They don't even have to like it.

Working is a necessity. Tsss.

Wade: Hmm.

Wade: Why don't you let go if you don't want to? Find others?

It just seems so easy. It just seems so easy to let go.

Wade: I agree.

Wade: It's hard to let go.

Wade: Even though it hurts to hold on to it, it's still easier than letting go.

Are we still talking about my work ?!

Wade: HAHAHAHA I don't know ?

Wade: Do you like Chowking Halo-halo so you can chill?

MY GOD ???

Wade: Hahahaha!

Wade: Do you have any other worries after work?

Nothing. I went straight home after working.

By the way, I prefer reading than going out. I would rather stay in the apartment than join the gimmicks of my officemates.

Wade: You should lighten up.

Wade: Explore the world a little.

Wade: Go out of your comfort zone once in a while.

Wade: Try something different.

I'm already doing it.

Wade: What, though?

I'm talking to you, aren't I?

Wade: Naks too. I'm so touched ?

Siraulo!

Wade: It looks like I want to take a screenshot of it and then print it to frame it. Lintek, Joyce Ann was kind for one second!

Wade: ?????????

I don't know about you! You are annoying to talk to!

This peso!

Find someone to talk to!

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

I don't even know why we are still replying! You did nothing but annoy me ?

Wade: It's because you like me. Hohoho!

Wade: You like talking to me. Hohoho!

Wade: You like my company. Hohoho!

Wade: Who would blame you? Look at me. I'm so damn perfect #SelfLove

Shut up, SelfLove. You will be hit by 'kin! See you!

Wade: What. Hahahahaha!

Maybe the size of your head! You are so arrogant, eh!

Wade: HAHAHA They say it looks big ?

OMG YOU'RE STUPID!

Wade: What?

Wade: I admit I'm being arrogant, are you still angry?

Wade: You mess, Joyce Ann.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

ARGH YOU ARE VERY LINTEK SIRAULO KA!

???????

Wade: Oh, halo-halo for you can chill ?

When else has that been halo-halo? Thong.

Wade: It hurts to talk! It can be stupid.

Wade: Because your imagination is not wide.

Wade: Just think of that halo-halo.

Wade: It looks like you can really eat that. Hey. ?

Wow! You still have hay-hay there!

I'm so HAY for you ??‍♀️

Wade: Hi too. HAHAHAHA!

Milk!

Wade: What have you done?

Reading.

Wade: What?

Books, most likely.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

Wade: Anime subtitles are also available. Isn't it? That brain, Joyce Ann.

WOW COMING FROM YOU? HA!

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

Wade: Just a joke. You are no longer joking. Hahaha!

Wade: What are you reading?

Romance novel.

Wade: Ah.

Wade: I often wondered why girls love reading those. Then I tried reading one (because of Arisa).

So?

Wade: I kind of understand why.

Wade: It is a nice escape from reality.

Correct.

Everything and anything can happen in a book. Everything has excuses. Everything has reasons.

Reality is harsh.

Wade: Hmm.

Hmm what?

Wade: Ah. I just have nothing to say. Hahaha!

Wade: Do you want me to react?

Nevermind ?

What are you doing?

Wade: Good question.

Wade: Nothing.

Wade: Hahaha!

It seems like you always do nothing.

Wade: He is judgmental ?

Why do you always message for 12 minutes?

Wade: Aguy. Do you like every hour?

No, thank you.

Wade: Hahaha!

Wade: I don't want to bother you.

Wade: Then it's not obvious, the pogi is a bit busy.

Okay, SelfLove.

Wade: That's right! Every day I go home past eleven ?

Why?

Wade: Uyy. He is really curious about me.

AS IF. Ew!

Good night!

Wade: Then he will hide. Hahaha!

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Wade: Good night, Joyce Ann.

Wade: 'Don't think about me too much. I may not be able to sleep because I will run in your mind.

Wade: HAHAHAHA!

KABAHAN KANG TUKMOL KA!

Wade: Later ?

Seen, 12:59 AM