Babysitters and Plan B

Before I can open the closet door, I see the door knob turn and the door slowly open. Oh no!

"Hey little boy look who's here! You remember Vicki don't you?"

The laugher answers her own question.

Victoria Delton. Another on of my exes. What the hell is going on. Is this the sequel to John Tucker Must Die? All my exes are getting some sort of revenge?

"Aww you were right Kaylee, he makes the perfect baby!"

Victoria walks over to me and pinches my cheek. I smack it away and glare up at her.

"I'm not a baby! You're all sick!"

Kaylee walks over and smacks me across the face.

"I'm sick of this behavior, you're going to be my baby and Tori is your new babysitter."

I tear up and cover my face, this just keeps getting worse. When will this stop already?

"Mommy's going shopping she'll be back soon."

Kaylee kisses my head and walks out. You just smacked me. Now I'm getting kisses?

"Victoria please, please help me!" All I hear is laughter as she picks me up, carrying me out of the room.

"Why would I or should I help you Landon?"

"Please I'm so sorry for everything I've ever done please!"

Victoria laughs again sitting me on her lap on the couch.

"Landon trust me, this isn't all about justice for your exes and revenge." The TV flashes to a bright cartoon as she rubs my back.

"Then what the hell is going on?!"

My lips feel a pacifier slip into my mouth and before I can act on it the back rubbing turns to head rubbing. I feel slightly content for the first time since I've woken up.

"We just want a little boy to take care of, besides Kaylee loves you, she knows this is the only way to make you hers."

My stomach drops. Kaylee still wants me? After everything?

Of course I love her still, of course I want her, but not like this. I want to be her big man, not her little one.

My eyes start getting heavy and I drift off to sleep in Victorias arms.

"Baby mommy's home!" I spring up out of Victoria's lap but she lifts me up before I can do anything.

"Was my baby good?" She leans down and smiles. "Aw who likes his paci?"

No! I'm still sucking on this thing? This is getting to me. I need to get out of this.

"He slept the whole time, he was such a sleepy baby!" Victoria hands me off to Kaylee and waves goodbye.

"Thanks so much Tori!" Kaylee kisses my head and rocks me.

"Anytime, hes such a cutie! Bye bye cutie pie!" Vicotira leans close and mouths something to me.

"Just go with it, if she thinks you like it she'll stop." She pretends to give me a kiss and walks out.

Hmm, she's got a point. I didn't even think of that. Just like if someone hits you, don't act like it hurts and they'll stop.

They'll lose the joy out of it. I smirk to myself feeling confident in my new plan.

"Mommy missed you baby!" She hugs me tight, so I hug back.

I giggle and nuzzle into her neck. "I missed you m-mommy" I say really fast between the pacifier. She looks down in shock. I smile. It's working.

"Well how about some play time for my little man huh?" I smile and clap my hands.

"Play!" I giggle again.

Keep it up Landon. Keep it cute.

She sets me down in a play pen. Great that's where she went.

"Here we go baby, play cars."

"Okay!" I smile pretending to play, making car noises. I hear her whisper something to herself. I should be out of this in no time. She wants a baby? I'll be a baby.