7- Best Served Pink and Wet

I stood outside his house that night. Not wasting anytime in getting my revenge. As a spy it wasn't that hard tracking it down and I already knew every room without having to step inside. I pulled up my black hoodie and took out my lock picker. Also known as a pin.

Valak had all my spyware taken away in case I got pissed and lasered someone's eyes off. So I was stuck with my make shift toys and my two guns which I refused to have confiscated.

I silently strutted the halls of his house like an imperious cat until I got to his door. I walked in and watched him snore in his sleep for a bit before continuing with my justified mission. I smirked proudly before making my way out inaudibly. He would never know I was here, but he would know I did it.

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"Hey have you seen Louis today," questioned Darwin as he came to sit next to me. I shook my head and hid my evil smile.

"You do biology?" I was quite surprised he did any lessons at all since he never bothered to show up for any of them.

"Yeah. I gots to know what goes on in my body," he said with a wide smile. I scoffed and shook my head with a laugh.

"You too?" I asked Nito as he too sat on my other side.

"Uh, huh. Biology is a major requirement for my future occupation."

"What occupation would that be?"

"A gynecologist."

I frowned and shook my head, I felt sorry for what ever woman would have Nito examine her underparts. Before I could comment, Xenon and Tyme joined us in the back of the class and the lesson began.

"Today, we are going to talk about sexual reproduction." Announced the teacher.

I mentally face palmed myself. Darwin cleared his throat awkwardly, a signal that this was going to be the longest hour of my life.

"Now the female reproductive system, like all women, is very complicated," he went on fifteen minutes later and a picture of a vagina came onto the screen. Not the inner bits we were all comfortable seeing, but the actual outer-parts; displayed on the large screen.

Howls and whistles went around the class and I dissolved into a pool of awkwardness. "Holy hell."Darwin shuffled in his seat.

"Hello beautiful," growled Nito. I stared at him with trauma and placed my face in my hands, shaking my head.

"Vaginas are required to be moist in order for sexual intercourse take place." He explained, as though no one in the class already knew that.

"Ways to do this could be through hand or oral stimulation" As he said that he switched the screen to an image of both those. Through my side eye I saw both Darwin and Nito stare at me and I just felt the embarrassment ooze into my bloodstream.

"Does yours look like that?" Darwin wondered with a frown. I just glared at him, embarrassment radiating from my every pore. "Okay then." he murmured and faced the screen.

"Mr. Baxter," Xenon said. "Don't you think this is quite awkward considering there's a female present in your class?" he asked.

Mr. Baxter stuttered. "Oh, why yes, but I am sure she agrees with me that these methods are effective."

Everyone turned to look at me. "It's as effective as a bullet to the brain." I answered and I heard the guys chuckle.

He nodded and turned back to the board and continued, unaware of my subtle threat. Eventually, after the longest hour of my life, the bell rang for lunch and the four guys and I made our way into the cafeteria.

"Trent?" I questioned as I spotted the boy sitting with Marcus. I knew how close Trent was with Marcus, but now he was sitting at our table. My plan to stay as far away from him had failed dismally.

He turned around and smiled. "Hey babe," he greeted standing up to open a chair for me. I was appalled by the mere thought of being Trent's girlfriend and decided that being an analyst was enough of a lie.

"Is that anyway to greet your own sister?" I asked. I felt the gate close and tightly lock him in the fam-zone.

"Uuh, hahaha," he laughed awkwardly. "I was just practising, for when I get... a... never mind,"

I nodded and took a seat next to him. "Wait you two are related?" Marcus asked as he bit into his ham sandwich.

" Oh yes, he's my brother, we just have different mothers, otherwise we are FAMILY." I specified the last word in his direction.

"You won't believe the shit Blayze went through in Bio," began Darwin. "Mr. Baxter was all vaginas vaginas and Blayze looked like she was about to beat the guy to death," he laughed.

Trent laughed but his concerned eyes caught mine and I mentally assured him I didn't do anything to Mr Baxter.

Soon enough, Louis came in and took a seat at the table. As expected by me, his face was scrunched up in anger. "The fucks up with you?" Nito asked.

"Feeling blue?" I asked as I took a bite of my apple. More like pink.

"What's with the stupid hat man!" Darwin asked as he whipped it off, exposing his bright pink mane of curls.

The guys burst out with laughter and he quickly shoved his beanie back on. "I tried to dye it back but it's not working." He mumbled. It wouldn't work, not for another two weeks.

"You should try the shampoo in the girls bathroom," I spoke up. "Works like a charm."

The guys kept quiet and looked between us. "There is no girl bathroom," Darwin stated.

"I know that now," I said with a smile. "All thanks to my pink haired pal."

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Play time was over, I had to focus on the mission. Which meant I needed to update Valak on my latest feed.

"So these boys, do they seem like a threat?" She asked as smoke from her cigar bellowed through her lips.

"Well, there's one they claim to be mentally disturbed and he keeps talking about Friday and how their leaving. So I assume they know something about the location of object at hand."

She nodded with her eyebrows, a common thing she did when she was thinking. "Anything else?"

"Xenon, he mentioned his father having a lab? Where the mentally impaired one's pills are made."

She sat up and nodded. "I want you to stay with them, keep on their track, get the crazy one alone and get the information out of him. Do whatever it takes." I nodded.

"How is she, Agent G69?" Valak asked Trent.

He cleared his throat and looked at me. I didn't mind if he told her the truth but that would mean I'd failed my mission and I'd have to go back to Spy School.

"She's adapting well," he replied.

"Not any trouble?" she asked with a cocked brow, shaking off the ashen stub of the cigar.

"Well there is one guy that touched her and she knocked him out but besides that she's been... good," he replied. The principle had obviously told Valak about the incident, so Trent couldn't lie about it.

Valak scribbled some notes on her pad. "Okay then. Everything seems to be going great. Find the guy before Friday, I will warn the agency and have them ready the evacuation jets in case this mission collapses."

"What happens if we do not find the guy on time?" Trent asked.

"This is Agent B92's mission. Therefore if shit hits the fan she pays the price, you on the other hand have nothing to worry about." Valak specified.

"Meeting dismissed."