What a nice way to walk into your apartment, finding clothes of a man and a woman that surely don't belong to you and an addition of moaning and grunting coming from your bedroom.
Then let's add opening the door to see your boyfriend of 2 years pounding into someone that is not you on your bed. I saw it coming I just didn't expect it to be this obvious. Leaning onto the door I watched them silently as their backs were facing me.
Making this fun for me I start recording them waiting for them to notice me.
After 10 god awful minutes of standing there watching them they finally collapse onto the bed, with their backs still facing me.
"Babe, when can I get that new Chanel purse that was just released?" she asked. This half a penniless annoying bitch.
Wow. Not only is she pissing me off by sleeping with my boyfriend in my apartment but her voice is also annoying. I don't see this getting anymore great.
"Later baby. Lusanna's not home and so I can't get any money." My soon to be ex-boyfriend Chris replied.
Exqueeze me you son of a motherless bitch?
"Why do you even put up with the bitch? To me she's ugly and she's black" she said.
Um bitch? He black too.
He shrugged.
"She's hot, she's got money and she has a big ass. It's nice to flaunt around but you know you my number one babe" he said pecking her lips
I internally scoffed at his last statement. So they're both stupid then.
"What about the sex?" screech asked. That's her new name.
"She hasn't given me any since we've been together. Claims she wants to wait, like I got needs bitch, can't have me waiting forever, unless she thought I was going to marry her. Pathetic" he said
Ouch. Ok that hurt a little.
"You should marry her and then take half if not all of her money" Screech suggested.
"That's a good idea because she's loaded" He said back.
And to think I'm dating this sick, twisted, money hungry asshole.
"Where is she?" Screech asked
"She went to her parents' house for the weekend. Although she owns this apartment, it's only here because she went to college around the block but she graduated 2 weeks ago so I don't know what she's doing and she's too dumb to know what goes on when she's not here" he explained.
I pressed the stop recording button and slipped my phone into bag, graciously went to the kitchen, picked up a carving knife and headed back to the bedroom. I silently slipped in and locked the door.
Let my fun begin.
I walked up to them and keenly cut them at the back of their thighs enjoying as their screams fill my ears. I'm crazy, so what.
Finally turning around their eyes widen when they see it's me behind them.
"Lu-Lu-Lusa-Lusanna?" he stuttered.
"Ye-y-y-es?" I stuttered back sarcastically.
"So your broke ass decided that it was okay to use me as a trophy and steal my money for 2 years?" I asked raising my eyebrow at him
"Lusanna I can expla-" he started only to be cut off.
"Yes yes you can explain. You're not cheating? It's not what it looks like? You had needs? She means nothing to me?" I interrupted.
"All the time my money went missing and I thought I lost it or miscounted, you were stealing it to spend on this bitch?" I asked point to screech.
"Who are you callin-" she was cut off
"Shut it screech." I snapped at her. I'm pissed with this red headed bitch already.
I turned back to Chris.
"You and your screech over there have till tomorrow to get your stuff and get out my apartment because I already sold it. The main man here, Chris if I see you again I am going to cut your balls off and stuff it so far down your throat you'll be deep throating more than me and you screech, if I see you again I'll slit your throat and leave you for the sharks and you can ask your boyfriend there if I'm kidding." I said before stabbing the knife in the wall and walking out the apartment.
Fucking pricks.
Reversing out the drive way I picked up my earphones to call my mom and she picked up on the first ring.
"Hey sweetie?"
"Mom?"
"What's wrong baby?"
"I'm moving back in much more earlier than planned."
"Why? What happened?"
"The dick cheated with some redhead and then had the audacity to say I was his bank account and his display trophy."
"WHAT!!"
"I'll explain when I reach home"
"Okay sweetie, be careful and drive safe. I love you"
"Saranghae"
(I love you).