Ahmad .
"Baba(guy) wlh tayiii, kawai kaje kayi testing(guyy, this girl is a snack ) " Ayman my best friend said .
It was 12am in the morning when we entered gamah underground club ,I don't know why but I wasn't myself today ,it wasn't the usaual me,I haven't drank any alcohol since I came here and yet it wasn't a big deal for me.
Since abbah (another name for dad) broke the news of him getting me into an arranged marriage with his friends daughter yesterday night,I have been acting weird .
I'm 26 for god sake and that old man is thinking of getting me married to a bitch,I haven't finished enjoying my life and to top it up ,I don't even know the girl they are trying to push me to.
"Ahmad'i heard ayman call my name .
Im talking to you"he said calmly .
"Oh sorry I think she will be a good meal tonight"I replied while looking at the hot looking slut sitting beside the bar counter.
I went over to the slut and started talking to her,she was already smiling like a fool ,just by hearing me speak she was already at her feet.
I succeeded in luring the slut to come with me,I booked a hotel room and we lodged in.
The next morning I woke up to see the bitch sleeping next to me , memories of what happened between us last night came into my mind and she wasn't bad afterall.
I took some money from my wallet and kept it on the side table next to the bed , at least this will be enough to pay for her yesterday's effort.
I was about to leaving the room when abba(dad) called me and told me to come home right now.
I wonder what he wants me to do for him, I called ayman and told him to get me a ticket for tonight's burna boy's concert .
I got home and met my little sister (Asma) escorting her friend.
I couldn't help but woogle at her friend, she's hot after all and she doesn't look like Asma's age .
I went straight to Abba's part of the house and salmd ,I saw him watching news and at the same time he had a newspaper on his hand, typical abba.
I made my presence known by squatting to greet him.
"abba Inna wuni' he turned and answered .
"Lafiyalau "
'A'inna ka kwana jiya'(were did u sleep yesterday ?).
I wasn't expecting the question and I had no lie in mind to cover up .
"Naam"(yes) I pretended as if i didn't get what he said.
"Didn't you hear what I said"where did you sleep yesterday?.
"I slept in ayman's house because we were working on a project and we finished late,so I decided to sleep over"I lied .
"This isn't the first time you are sleeping out and you always keep giving excuses"baba said bitterly.
what he said wasn't more like a question so I just kept quiet.
"Btw get ready,you will be visiting alhaji kangirmo's household to see Nasrin"he said nonchalantly.
Just by the mere mention of her name ,I always feel a very neausicating hatred for that girl.
I said my goodbye to him without utering a word about what he said few seconds ago and left his parlour.
I made my way to ummah's(another name for mum in hausa)part of the house.
Just before I salam'd and entered her part ,I percived an angelic aroma of whatever she was cooking,I just couldn't help but smile.
Ummah(haj na'ima) who is a half cast ,her mum from Doha(Qatar) and her dad a native of adamawa state (Nigeria) is a very beautiful woman,she met my dad in Qatar back then when he took my grandma (Inna fati)for medical check-up.
Abba said it was a love at first sight,ummah's mom was also admitted in the same hospital,he said he saw ummah crying in a corner in the hospital so he decided to check what was wrong with her.
she later told him her mom was critically sick and she feared for her death ,abbah assured her in Allah everything will be okay .
that was how their chemistry began.
Ummah is a mother of four ,Addah halifa(first born of the family)who is married to Ameer muhammad makarfi,they have three kids(nameer their first son who is 7,hanif and hanifa thier twin kids who who are 5 years old.
Ya uzair who is also married with a loving wife is ummah's second child,he is the CEO of abbah's company that is based in kaduna,they gave birth to a girl child na'ima(Sabrina)who was named after ummah.
I the king of all kings is ummah's third child ,I'm the CEO of abbah's company that was based here in Abuja .
while our last born who is asmaul'husnah (Asma) is in ss2 ,I think she's just 16 years old. That is all about binadawa's family chemistry for now.
I salam'd and entered ummah's well furnished sitting room ,I saw the TV on even though no one was watching,I sat down and carried the remote from the center table.
The channel was tuned on zeeworld ,ladies and this zeeworld of a thing,I changed the channel to ss10 and there was a live football match between barcelona and Chelsea, I'm not a fan of both clubs but the match was very interesting because Liverpool scored 4 goals just 15 minutes into the game,who said Messi isn't a wiza......
Just before I could complete the last word which was wizard,Messi scored another goal and I couldn't help but shout eggooooooooooooohhhhhhh(the original saying is a goal but I don't know why guys say a gooooaaahhhh) .
"Meye haka"(what is this) ummah said while coming inside the parlour from the kitchen.
You want to turn my house to a phsychiatric hospital.
No ummah bazakigane bane(ummah u won't understand)I tried saying.
Messi guru neh wlh (Messi is a guru),did u see how he scored five goals just before first half"I was about saying another thing about Messi when ummah interrupted me.
"Banaso naji "(I don't want to hear ) she said shoving her right hand to the air .
"Is it Messi or mercy ,he isn't the one getting married in a month time,you are the one getting married so better start preparing".
She didn't know how she just hit me by just mentioning my marriage to me.
"And by the way about her lefe(bridal gift ) your abbah told me you will be visiting her today,so idan katafi(if u go) ask about her shoe size"she said .
"I and halifa will be traveling to Dubai on Friday for the shopping,so make sure you ask her "she said before climbing the stairs to her room.
It was 4pm in the evening so I had only two hours left before going over to the kangirmo's.
I entered ummah's kitchen and dished out the fresh kebabs she made with cold zobo drink (hibiscus drink).I ate the ever savoury kebabs and made my way to my own part of the house to get dressed.
I took my bath and wore a blue kaftan that has no embodiment on it,I wore a brown with a slanty line of black and blue cap,I sparayed my favorite perfume (boss) and carried the key to my range Rover 2019 model and left my quaters.
On reaching gwarinpa ,I hunked my car horn at their black gate,the kangirmos household was a black and white paint mansion, I admired the simple but yet beautiful house .
I entered the beautiful household and parked my car in their parking lot ,i came out of my ride magestically and went through the first door I sighted which was facing the parking lot that had tons of modern cars which Even made the compound more beautiful.
I salmd and I was ushered in by a young girl who looked like asma's age mate.
"Inna wuni"(good evening) the young girl who I had no idea of her name greeted.
"how are you doing "I replied.
"I'm doing good brother in-law "she said smiling.
A good way to goo damn!.
BROTHER IN LAW "how sweet!.
I haven't even met the Soo called wifey yet.
"Btw I'm humaira since you didn't bother to ask for my name"she put in a fake hurt expression.
what a drama queen I said to my self.
"Ohh sorry dear I was about to ask ,pardon me I said with a fake smile.
It's cool brother in law ,here she goes again "I said with a groan but sure she didn't notice me.
Let me go get the princess ,I couldn't help but chuckle at the princess she was giving her sister,like f**k that bitch doesn't even deserve a guy like me ,not that I'm proud but guyyy!I'm the most wanted bachelor in Abuja ,girls are always tripping over me ,at work,party, infact everywhere.
I bet she's an ugly ass girl evern though her sister is beautiful.
Talking about social media , I brought out my iPhone and logged into my Instagram account,as usual I saw so many tags from slay queens on Instagram but I didn't bother to like or even comment on them.
even though I use and dump women because they always fall on my feet but I still stab with my ego ,I won't go on liking any picture on Instagram talk more on commenting.
I entered my dm box and I couldn't hold my smile.
Fuck tanisher dranuke just replied my dm,I was beyond happy.
she has been my crush for over a month now and I tried hitting up on her but yesterday.
That girl is every mans dream .
"How are you "I replied her and before I could even look up to check if the main Reason I was here has arrived, another message popped on my screen.
We kept on chatting and my smile was growing wider at every second. diving at my own little world.
I heard a tiny voice say hello ,it was more like a whisper.
I knew it was Nasrin but I refused to look at her,I promised myself I won't look at her till I leave the kangirmo household.
So I just replied with a hi , while typed on my phone.
Tanisher Said something funny and I couldn't help but laugh hard.
damnn!.