05

Charlie's point of view

How dare that daughter of a bitch publicly humiliate me, how dare she, now I couldn't use my mighty rod to woo anyone, fucking psycho, I cursed as I squeezed the teeth. I think I hate being humiliated in life and that's what that bitch just did.

I'm going to find her and I'm going to fuck her very hard, she's going to regret calling my cane small, I giggled and put my Roll Royce Sweptail on, it's quite expensive you know. Where am I going? Elvis place will do. . . I thought and headed to Elvis Penthouse, he should be home.

I dialed his line at that moment, wondering who he was, right? I would say he's my best friend, we're both womanizers or let me use the term Lady'smen but the difference is the guy is married, you know.

Hello Elvis, I'm on my way to your penthouse, someone managed to ruin my day, I said on the phone.

Just saw it on the news, the headline reads: "Business mogul, all-powerful Calgary womanizer Charlie Lolly Petty got his dick hijacked by a mystery lady at the airport". How did you get caught up in such shit nigga, ladies chasing us not the other way around, how can you stop so low, the worst thing is the lady's face got cut, otherwise I'll give her would have taught a lesson, he declaimed.

Damn...Fuck you Bitch...I'll kill you...what kind of psych fans I have, they should wait till dawn...

Get ready for me, you lilliputan, I'm going to hit you and your psycho sister. The anger in me made me stop the car, I parked somewhere, jumped up and started hitting the wall imagining it was the dog.

Fuck you.....i'm going to kill you i swore and keep hitting the wall until my fist starts bleeding.

Does he have mental issues? First it was the incident at the airport and now this...

He's so handsome.. gosh I want to kiss his pink lip

what a psychopath, why put his aggression on the wall?

The whisper caught my attention, turning around I can see crazy people filming me.

Haven't you done enough? First you post trash on me and now this? Is it a crime to be a celebrity? I screamed.

OMG even in this state he still looks cute, are you sure you're human or god?

Charlie you have to kill me or I'll kill myself.

A girl shouted in the crowd

You must be stupid... I'm not in the mood for this, y'all should get lost, I fired... But my reaction made them blush instead of flinching, are these bitches real ?

Charlie we love you

Charlie we will die for you

My heart is yours, take it

They yelled at me. Having seen the crowd that my little madness was attracting, I decided to go back to my car. My fans may be mad the last time girls threw themselves at me, dragging my jacket just to get a whiff of my cologne.

I appreciated the attention then but not now... The pain in my ding ding is excruciating, I didn't know when I grabbed my cane and started limping.

I curse that bitch...I won't be able to fuck for a week...damn witch I screamed

OMG well managed to turn it on

look how he limps, isn't he cute..

Lose yourself psycho.. I purred and grabbed the rod that was near my car and started chasing them.

They fled in different directions.

Fools I yelled at them.

Ouch I cried using my second hand to support my ding ding...Fuck you.....

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Stella is back.....Stella is back... Lamela informed as she opened the door.

The furious looks of her parents greeted her... Where the hell are you? Why didn't you answer your call? I hope you didn't cause any trouble? Her mother bombed.

Relax mum, Chill....there's nothing to worry about, I picked up Stella from the airport, Lamela explained.

If so, why didn't you use the front door? How did you go out without telling Sanchos? His mother asked further.

Stop the questions mom... I used the front door... maybe you didn't notice Lamela answered.

Oh please! We've been sitting here how many hours, there's no way you snuck out without our notice His dad spoke this time... which door did you use? And if possible, how did you sneak in?

I.......passed..through..this..door stuttered Lamela, scratching her hair, she doesn't know the next word to say, let's just say she was mute.

Lamela...we're tired of hiding...why didn't you bring your parents to see the surprise that Tina boiled upon entering the room.

The plan was for Lamela to come inside and tell her parents that something was going on outside, once she had persuaded them and they succumbed to her little acting. So boom! Stella would come out of hiding and her grandparents would be happy, it's been a long time since she came to Calgary.

What a surprise? You didn't mention anything? asked Mrs. Camella.

I was telling you Stella is back, but I guess you all thought you were lying. Lamela pouted.

Why would you tell them... it was supposed to be a surprise you shot, model Tina.

Relax Tina Known or unknown, they'll always be happy to see her...don't say anything...you can always pretend you just saw Lamela's suggestion.

Yes...yes... Her parents answered in unison with happiness evident in their voices...and Lamela and Tina retreated to bring Stella in.

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Man was it so serious? Why are you limping? Elvis asked Charlie who had just arrived.

He was limping out of his car and as he entered the room he collapsed on a cushion panting heavily like someone who has come down a hill.

You sweat Elvis added

Why shouldn't I sweat...tell me...why shouldn't I stutter and start crying...I'm in pain and all you can do is stand there and act like you're worried while you're just trying to make fun of me.

Come on man, I would never do that, answered Elvis suppressing a laugh...how did it happen man?

I don't know... I can't explain... Charlie stuttered

Stop crying man...just say something Elvis mumbled

Act like you care... when you don't Charlie shrugged

Of course I care... You're my buddy... I can die for you, Elvis replied.

A little girl was using her as *to cover my way and all I did was give her a little nudge and her psycho sister came in and hijacked my ding ding Charlie explained . What did I do wrong man? Is it a crime to push someone now?

Of course you weren't wrong, Charlie is never wrong. Why did she use her little ass to cover the road in the first place, Elvis replied. Now what he does know is that his friend here never likes it when people tell him he's wrong, so it's up to him to play along.

Fu*k that female dog damn Charlie

Yes man f**k its Elvis uttered.

I hope your wife isn't home, I don't want her to see me like this, Charlie said suddenly.

Are you serious? I'm sure the pain isn't that great, that's why you're still talking about teased Elvis.

Bastard....Charlie swore throwing a pillow at him which Elvis easily dodged.

Elvis held his stomach and laughed.

It's something you wouldn't see every day, he said

I should have known, I was just wasting my time, you're kidding me but no problem, I'm going to get my revenge on Charlie and Elvis studied his language.

Grown man Charlie Shrugged threw another pillow at this Elvis, this time the pillow hit him and the laughter escalated.

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Are my eyes deceiving me? Mrs. Tabitha exclaimed, wiping her eyes.

Stella, she cried happily and hugged her tightly.

Grandma…Stella screamed and wrapped her hands around her grandmother's waist.

I'm not going to hug myself, am I? Mr. Duventus pouted.

Oops... Sorry Grandpa... Stella chuckled and pulled away from the embrace. She rushed to her grandfather and touched his left cheek.

You deserve more than a hug grandpa, she pouted.

I'm jealous... Mrs. Camella frowned, I didn't get a kiss...

Regardless of Stella's smirk

We should have a party I thought you would never come back to Calgary again after what happened many years ago Mrs. Camella

Don't go grandma...please...i'm trying to forget...don't open my wounds...i decided to give you a chance but it won't not say that I forgave you Stella fired

Mom, why bring it up, you know she's sensitive about it Lamela growled.

I'm sorry Munchkin, I didn't mean to offend you Ms. Camella apologized.

The door opened and Lisa walked in, she had just come home from work. She works at Laslo Hospital, she's a doctor.

Look who we have here....Lisa exclaimed.. My bay... She screamed happily.

Aunt......Stella answered and hugged her.

You didn't greet me Lisa, where's your manners Lisa pouted.

And why should I, I only greet important people, Lisa smiles. Good evening Davis... She saluted.

Evening Cutie... I have to compliment you, you look breathtaking in those stiletto heels, you went to seduce your colleagues, didn't you? Davis teased.

Stop...Lisa chuckled, blushing heavily.

I'm invisible, aren't I? I didn't know I was this little Tina cleared her throat..

My bad night Tina, sorry... you know how nice Davis can be Lisa sulks...

Sweet my ass, Tina replied rolling her eyes.

So you knew she was coming and you decided to keep it a secret, right? Mr. Duventus merged

I am.....

Breaking News, Business Mogul Charlie Lolly Petty Humiliated at Airport by Mystery Lady The news prevented Lamela from finishing her statement.

What? Who dares Mr. Duventus flared up as the subject caught his attention.

Who is she? Ms. Camella asked and her eyes suddenly caught sight of the lady's shirt but her face was cut off.

Lamela you put on the same clothes as the lady Mrs. Camella exclaimed... You......

I am… we… stammered Lamela.

Oh oh we're leaving mom, see you later Tina said hastily and dragged Davis upstairs. They both ran for their lives before the real drama started.

You… Lamela pointed at Lisa with a smirk. Did you ask to turn on the TV?

Are you talking again... Mrs. Camella screamed and kicked off her heels to chase Lamela around the house with them.

Honey, catch her... She screamed and her husband joined the Chasing Mela race around the living room.